finally getting close to being able to communicate

well university of utah bioengineers have developed a microelectrode grid array that if placed onto the surface of the brain can record the waves and translate them.

at last...

all the thoughts i just could not express, being that i'm a man and all. plus the disadvantage that i'm old and my shrontal lobe is frinking makes me, at present, communicate some things that others think i should not communicate.

so with this handy little device i can get the correct story out... unless there isn't really anything else in there that wants out.

oh well, at least i can get the local news, noaa weather, and even pick up seti signals. i might be the first to know when aliens finally contact us. of course no one will listen to me...

get in line for your brain electrode array!