The Big Bang

In the beginning, this blog was formless and void. The mass of my thoughts were the size of a Planck length, 10-35 meters. Then due to a random vacuum fluctuation they began to expand at an exponential rate. Within 1/1032 of a second, they had doubled 100 times. This process of expansion had continued unimpeded until reaching the age of 40. At that point the rate of expanding thought is met by the opposing force of frontal lobe shrinkage. From that point on, the universe of thought has begun the slow but steadily increased acceleration of shrinkage, ultimately leading to total and complete implosion known as the Big Crunch. The precise time of this final implosion is difficult to determine exactly. This blog will chronicle the phenomenological characteristics of this implosion. While nothing can be learned from analyzing this process to benefit anyone, it is entertaining to watch.



So gawk on!