Monday, May 24, 2010

donning my cyber camo's

well the us government has decided that it's time to open the gaily-wrapped package from the pentagon labelled "legal virus". now not only do we get spied on, but if they don't like what we say, they can deem it an "attack", and wage military operations against us. no proof required i suppose. so they'll hack us, super-size virus-size us, and back flush electrons up my ?@#$%^, and smack us around. they'll send some special forces boys carrying sledgehammers to obliterate all things electronic, then shoot them with silenced MP-5's, followed by a hit from their directed laser weapons to frost the cake. then i get two options, immediate termination, or nylon handcuffs followed by "questioning" by "special interrogators". hmmm ......

so i'm donning my cyber camo's for the upcoming battle.

yep, i'm switching off my internet router, never to return to the formerly free and open internet.

good bye

1 comment:

Clair Bannerman (alias) said...

I want cyber camo!! ;-) You are not given enough credit for your genius...just saying!